From: Louis Winthorpe III
Sent: September 25, 2008 4:06:05 PM PDT
To: Amy S.
Subject: Re: JOB
Hello Mrs. Amy S.! Look at this, a long time from before. But here we are.
I have just rode through Nevada, Missouri (confusing???!) after departing Iowa/New Mexico and have stopped at a friend's country farm estate to rest and catch up on these good times. Inhale and exhale, right? Good old boys with a good old dog. (Hernando only has three legs!).
Let me get into the meaning of my extraordinary return from the dead (not actual, but was in Mexico). I found your summer camp to be an extraordinay adventure this summer when I visited. But let me tell you: I kept my visit in the darkness so that I would not cause too much excitement. You know how it is. I knew I was popular when De Arr gave me a personalized meeting when I left the tryout. (By the way, he likes girls, right?)? You bet!
NOTICE THIS INFORMATION...: Kids start to look funny when you see them from under a table for four hours. Through a table cloth no less! Can you say hallucinations? I enjoyed the so called mysterious words (I heard of them before) but here is a tip if I may be slightly bold: your teachers should consider keeping better control over the kids by using more volume. VERY NOISY.
Here is something to not take personally. I was angry when I wrote my Mexican postcard because a round salty man was yelling at me in a foreign language.
Anyway, let me know.
Sincerely,
Louis Winthorpe III
p.s. Five months ago Craig the Ozzy sent me an email that was too long for me read. I assume it was about my employment. Can you tell him I will get to it in 1-2 months?
e-mail the special snowman
What?