From: Craig E.
Subject: RE: Summer Camp
Date: March 26, 2008 5:09:25 PM PDT
To: Louis Winthorpe III
Louis..
Thank you for your email and from what you penciled about intranet south of the border.. you may be getting this one in a few weeks, so I have been taking my time. Feels nice eh?! breezy even?
In case you do not remember me, I am of slight color that has more of a cinnamon flavor to Irish cream, thus your jokes went past my brain without oversitting. However I like to learn, so thank you for your email educating me on Irish Folk and politics to which I do not understand in this great country.
To answer your question: Learner's can actually take bits of information and process it in any given moment. 2 hours is quite a few moments, and with your backflippin personality, we hope you learned the cupid shuffle.. Down, down, do your thing..
As for this summer, if you did turn up at a site, as fun as it would be to see you, leaving early from our try out did not allow us to see enough to contract you as an official employee this summer. This comes with steps for you to be part of our summer.
1. Because you are not under contract, we would have to invite you to play at our programs. You would need to call me before you visited any site for security reasons.
2. If you turned up without permission, you would be asked to leave by the site office.
3. If you could not leave due to fatigue, they would call the campus security and you would be escorted off the property "hopefully without tazers".
4. If you resisted arrest - well you have seen Law and Order on TV and heck, you just spent time in Mexico..
We love your enthusiasm, talent for living and smooth dress sense. Looking sideways to seeing you soon.
Craig E.
Programs Manager
PS.. DR has a fruity flavor, but would Irish jig on your neighbors cock before being called a fruitcake.
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