Louis 5: The Résumé

From: Louis Winthorpe III
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 6:41 AM

To: Amy S.
Subject: JOB

Hello Miss Amy,

I apologize for the tardiness of my reply. I was reading your letter just as you sent it to me from the public library and MY power was destroyed. ( There are 40 terminals here and mine was supposedly the only one that broke. It may have been intentional. I am led to believe.Also, I may have been slightly electrocuted. I await doctor results.)

But for now, I am pleased to deliver my resume material here, attached. ENJOY THIS!

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LOUIS WINTHORPE III
NO TELEPHONE AT THIS TIME
NO HOME AT THIS TIME BUT PLEASE USE THE BANGOR PUBLIC LIBRARY AT 145 HARLOW STREET, BANGOR, MAINE 04401, PHONE 207-947-8336 TO CONTACT ME. THIS IS NORMAL. (ask to talk to a man who uses their computers for usually the full 65 minutes a day and is often in a blue shirt. Also I am sometimes not allowed to use their computers due to when I have overdue charges above 10 dollars (not happened yet, but might)).
WORK EXPERIENCE: SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FOR 30 YEARS. TAUGHT ENGLISH AS SPECIALTY BUT FORCED TO TEACH MANY VARIOUS SUBJECTS DUE TO STRICTNESS OF SCHOOLS (you understand this as one to another). GRADUATED: HOME SCHOOLED BY UNCLE NEKRO WINTHORPE THROUGH COLLEGE.
I HAVE MANY SKILLS FOR TEACHING, BUT THERE WAS ONE TRAGEDY THAT OCCURRED WHEN A TEXT BOOK I WAS HOLDING ACCIDENTALLY HIT A STUDENT IN HIS FACE. I ASSURE YOU I AM STILL A GREAT TEACHER AND HOPE YOU ARE NOT RACIST.

I will be pleased to hear from you.


Love,
Lois Winthorpe III

p.s. I may be on the road for awhile. I will look for more public libraries to continue our relations.